From the Desk of Simon Presley Who Is This Guy?

Welcome to the newly redesigned From the Desk of Simon Presley.
Please choose any letter below.

* Ants in My Toothpaste * Sanitary Ding-Dongs * Half a Cracker
* Pickle Week * Naked Drumstick * 'Til Ain't a Word
* Too Many Bags * Pickles in Subway * Dial by Number
* No More Ants * Mutant M&M * Presidential Jello
  * Blue Q-Tips  

A Presentation of The Big Waste of Space