Whenever you arrive at The Big Waste of Space front door, you can choose one of the blobs on the left-hand side to select your own personal home page. While navigating the site, you can always click Home at the top to return to your selected home page.* Why six different home pages? You ask that like the rest of the site makes sense.
It's been quite some time since I've created a new design, and most of the existing ones are getting a little embarrassing. (Well, except A Gem of a Pearl, of course. I still dig that one.) But, far be it from me to start disassembling one of the core branches of pointlessness from the site just because I don't like my old stuff.
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A Gem of a Pearl—With this one, I wanted to break the fourth wall and bring the user's cursor into the design. I'd like to thank Slime and Little Osh for helping me with the JavaScript. (I recently discovered that it doesn't work in all browsers. Unfortunately, I don't currently have the time to fix it.) |
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The Elements—A pretty simple design, but I used it to introduce myself to more complicated tables. The Elements is quite old, but I still like it somewhat, although many have told me it's their least favorite. |
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The Morps—I don't know what a Morp is, but I suppose if anything could be such, it would be these things. Look closely and you might be able to spot some firemen, a Gila Monster, a Kung Fu fighter and, yes, even Benito Mussolini. |
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Retro Corn—Think back to an age when men were men, women were women, and boys with crew cuts were suspiciously proud of their beverages. This page makes me giggle every time I see it. I may never replace this one. |
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The Rollover Nightmare—I suppose this design was inspired somewhat by tic-tac-toe, but I really can't remember. All I know is the rollover code took me forever to implement. I'm sure there was an easier way to do it, but...well, I'm an idiot. |
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Steve's Home Page—This is the very first home page I ever created. It's years old, dating back to the very early stages of The Big Waste of Space. It'll be strange to replace it, but it's the first to go if I ever get the time to make a new one. (By the way, the "Links" link doesn't work anymore, because that area of the site is gone.) |
FYI, each of these designs is copyrighted. If you're thinking about using them for your own site, please do think again. It takes a lot of work to design and create these things and I don't take too kindly to "borrowing."
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