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Monday November 26 2001 |
There are a couple of gas stations near where I work, one across the street from the other. I personally always hit the first one, not because it's closer, but because it is always unfailingly four cents cheaper per gallon than the other one.
What gets me, though, is that there are always people filling up across the street. For the life of me, I can't find one single advantage to buying gas from the other station. They both belong to major chains (neither one is a shabby hole), they both allow you to pay at the pump and neither one is easier to get to than the other from any direction. You might think that those is a hurry go across the street to avoid the busy, cheaper station, but neither one is ever that bustling. The gas prices are posted clearly in those enormous plastic numerals and anyone with a basic understanding of math can quite plainly surmise that filling up at the first station will save you money. OK, so you'll save, like, 60 cents...but still, that's a whole fruit pie right there! (Which they both offer.) |
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Sunday November 11 2001 |
Mac and cheese. Ramen noodle. Campbell's soup. Rice and beans.
It's interesting how the ratio of bowls to plates there are in one's dishwasher is directly proportional to how little money one has in a given week. |
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Thursday November 8 2001 |
I've been seeing a lot of Americans lately displaying our flag disrespectfully and it looks like you morons could use a lesson in how to do it properly.
Here are the basic rules as set out in the United States Code:
Again, these are just the basic rules, although I included a few, somewhat specific ones to let you know that there are quite a few rules for display that you probably didn't know were covered. I highly recommend, even if you just want to pop up a quick flag to join in on the recent patriotic spirit, that you read the rules set out in the U.S. Code or perform an Internet search for a reliable source on proper display of the flag. If you really want to show your patriotism, you can spend a few minutes making sure that you do it right. |
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Tuesday November 6 2001 |
I've been hearing a lot of complaints lately about entrepreneurs selling patriotic paraphernalia. The complaints usually begin with, "I think all the patriotism is great, but..." then go on to vilify those selling flags and flag-related items as heartless money-grubbers trying to capitalize on the horrific terrorist tragedies.
Look — people want flags. People want flag pins. People want patriotic banners. People want to buy this stuff. And if people are to buy it, then someone has to sell it. There is a demand and those who have the means are filling it. If people didn't want the stuff, then those trying to sell it would go out of business. Nobody's forcing anyone to purchase anything. The public is looking to buy anything red, white and blue. What are companies supposed to do? Say, "Sorry, we aren't going to sell the stuff to you because it would be wrong to engage in such a transaction"? If nobody sold the stuff, then everyone would bitch that they couldn't find any patriotic merchandise and whine about the lack of evident patriotism. It's supply and demand. Free enterprise, baby. And isn't that a huge part of what we're fighting to protect? |
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